Underwater Performer Prints

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Graceful, for a big man....

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

Clam - The Dance Mix

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Trapeze Safety,

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

'What a disappointment: They were only interested in me jumping or balancing a ball on my nose...'

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

Diver disguised as a fish

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Revenge of the Fish

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

'I hate it when my paint runs.'