Underwater Engineer Mugs

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

underwater knight

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Guide fish.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Welcome."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Jacques Cousteau.

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Rats leave a launching ship.