Underwater Camaraderie T-Shirts

"Who-o-o wants liquid?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Puss in cement boots"

Fish snorkling above water.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Workplace Shinanigans

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Lovers scuba diving

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

Dry Cleaning

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

Underwater wedding!

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

A cruise of captains

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks

"Look ma, I got my first tentacle!"

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'