Underwater Camaraderie T-Shirts

"Who-o-o wants liquid?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Puss in cement boots"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Lovers scuba diving

Workplace Shinanigans

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Dry Cleaning

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

Underwater wedding!

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

"Look ma, I got my first tentacle!"

A cruise of captains

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Evolution.