Underwater Antics Appreciator Prints

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Fresh fish

Making fun of Starfish.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

"What are you doing?!"

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"You know we should spend some of this!"

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"Wow, that's too bad, it's the opposite for me: People are ecstatic when I swim towards them..."

Octopus Drummer

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

"It's not polite to point."

'Right, I'm off for a swim!'

'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

So... Another late night at the office, Huh? I read your Facebook Status... Who's Ariel? I deserve the truth, Arthur.

Fish: 'I want to surf the net!'

Sworn Anenome

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

The dentist told Mr. Lion it wouldn't hurt; he lied.

"The doctor says I suffer from water retention"

Visual gag (a mermaid shaving her legs with a scaler).

Out of the shower