Underwater Acoustician Gifts

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

Fish snorkling above water.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Silent type, eh?'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

clown fish

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Marine Band

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

The ocean is no place for a star.

Dry Cleaning

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

"I can clearly see from the colour of your rings that your have some anger issues...!"

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

Clam - The Dance Mix

"Look ma, I got my first tentacle!"

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks