Underground Boarder Prints

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Shred the plank."

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Homing Beatnik

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'It's been taken care of.'

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Speleologist

'I don't like this. . .'

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'I hope you're a member of the miners' union.'

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

'Using this, you will be able to get around the branches more quickly!'

The end of the world is nigh.

'Put it away, you're fooling nobody.'