Underground Band Supporter Mugs

"Have you got audio len's cleaner c.d.? I'm a big fan of theirs."

"Just be yourself."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Theatre Crowd

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

'It's been taken care of.'

Blues musicians who never found their audience

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

"That's very deep house."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Graphic novels, Comics, Underground comics.

Shop Local

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

Flower Seller.

In a world where imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, there's nobody like Joe.

"I started out on the ground floor of this company many years ago, but my path took me in a different direction from everyone else!"

"I miss complaining about the subway."

“I’ve got all the first-name key chains they don’t put on the rack.”

"Well...it finally happened...instead of a sound system for his wheels, Ralphie just got wheels for his sound system!"

No. 6 Train Graffiti Gets Personal

'Psst! You wanna buy some pockets?'

'Mom' and 'Pop' box with the 'Super dooper Mega Stores'

'Ronan Keating just called-but it was a wrong number!'