Undergoing Treatment Prints

"Too early to tell if the treatment works, but I'm feeling nauseously optimistic."

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

Shrink Saloon.

Pregnancy Test

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"I'm in for observation."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.