Unconventional Worker Mugs

Office Park

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"I'm Miss Jones, your History-As-I-See-It teacher."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"How much do you want off the top?"

'Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant!'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"No experience preferred...we will train!"

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

Interviewer reads Clown's CV and a custard pie pops out.

"Interesting CV, we haven't had anyone with a qualification in 'being really good at stuff' before."

"We try to keep it light-hearted in this office. Otherwise, you patients would depress the hell out of us."

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."