Unconventional Wisdom Lover Mugs

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Mass Confucian

Hypatia

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

Socrates

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Sounds like a man who never had a tax return audited.

'I'm screwed...'

"When you get to be my age, you start to notice certain patterns in the river of history." "You start to notice, for instance, that the winner always loses." "What's that mean?" "Every great power defines itself as the opposite of its main enemy. Once that enemy is defeated, the great power loses its virtues, its unity... even its identity." "The great power then either creates new enemies, or it fades into history." "(Yawn) Old people talk a lot." "What I'm saying is, you were not my firs

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

Garbage is a collector's item.

Poet and Peasant

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'Think about this, Kid...If I knew the meaning of life, would I be spending mine, sitting on the top of a mountain?'

Zeno Gives Directions

Philosophy 201: Readings from the works of Descartes, Kant,Spinoza, Plato, Sartre, Yogi Berra & Vince Lombardi.

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

"My advice, don't marry for money. You can borrow it for 3.5%."

Fortune Cookies

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

'I don't know what's wrong with me. It's gotten so I can't tell the difference between the Truth and a truism anymore!'

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

"The secret of my long life is coffee....how did you guess?"

Not another PowerPoint!

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'