Unconventional Taster Prints

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Tzatzikicicle

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"Wine not?"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

"Enough yin. More yang."

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

"Come to the dark side."

Book Burp

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

"I'm the king's food taster. He likes comfort foods."

"I'm starving! Let's eat!"