Unconventional Society Member Prints

The Stand-about society.

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Red Hat Society Members.

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

Sadojazzachists

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

'Outré!'

Candidates for Water Divining

"He loved the beach."

Cemetery Plot Air BNB Available

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"

"He may be an unusual choice for a husband but I've found him to be really quite handy."

Naked Restaurant

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."

'My secret for a long life? I've always drank, smoked, made out with women and hated yogurt and exercising.'

Wasp appreciation society

Gods 'to do' list.

"Ever since your brother has been under house arrest, we always have to go to his."

"I should now like to call this AGM to...to...er..."

National Anonymous Society: Member of the Month, John Doe.

Antisocial Society