Unconventional Romantic Mugs

"Have I got a girl for you!"

'Wow! Is it Valentine's Day already?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"...until death do you a favor."

After the Sentence

Online Dating

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"Now will you do something funny."

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

"Oh, he's so romantic."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

Happy Valentine's Day

'Group hug anyone?'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'

"Date night again already?"

"Like THAT's ever going to work!"