Unconventional Romantic Mugs

"Have I got a girl for you!"

'Wow! Is it Valentine's Day already?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"...until death do you a favor."

Online Dating

After the Sentence

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Now will you do something funny."

"Oh, he's so romantic."

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Group hug anyone?'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'I like a man in a suit.'