Unconditional Love Advocate Pillows

"You might want to review the chapter on unconditional love."

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"You can always count on me."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Domestic Pardners

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Love

Love for the family

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"And this is my life support system."

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Animal cosmetic testing

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Father's love

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

'Peace and goodwill to all men and all that and 'im upstairs said is there any chance of a couple of lamb chops?'

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

Love is Love