Ultrasound Appointment Mugs

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'Well, well, well...'

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"That explains all the cavities."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Baby Footballer

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

'Don't worry they normally look like little humas during the early scans.'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

She Had Enough To Drink.

'Tell you what; I'll give you the lollipop and I'll give you the shot.'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."