Ultra Challenge Lover Mugs

100k Desert Crawl

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Workplace Shinanigans

Office Competitions

Time to try something new.

'What a control freak!'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Hat Wars.

"I quit."

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

Erno Rubik at home.

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

"Everything bagel?"

'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

Because it's there!

'And it's a photo finish!'

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.