Uk Politics Junkies Pillows

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

New Resident of Downing Street

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

"You should run for president."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Brexit Calendar

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

The Last Republican in America

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Jeremy Corbyn

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

Voting in the UK

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

Corporate person hood!

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

"I can't wait to feel the full impact."

Wage Slavery

When push comes to Gove...

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

UK dissolution

Senate ethics committee - no fatties!

William Lamb

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

Elizabeth Truss MP

Tory leadership contest - Dog whistles