Uk Politics Junkies Pillows

'Vote Cameron, get Brussels.'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

New Resident of Downing Street

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

"You should run for president."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Jeremy Corbyn

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

Corporate person hood!

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"I can't wait to feel the full impact."

When push comes to Gove...

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Brexit Calendar

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

Voting in the UK

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

Senate ethics committee - no fatties!

William Lamb

Tory leadership contest - Dog whistles

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"