U.s. Politics Follower Mugs

Need a Lawyer?? Rudy Giuliani!

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

The end of election 2016

"Mission 66.666% accomplished."

Projecting Obama

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

John McCain

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

The Party of Lincoln

Barack Obama

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

Dear listeners, Some troubling news. I have learned a special prosecutor wants to know the source for my scoop that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper star Dr. Sandra Lee. I will tell you this – I will never reveal my source. I'd sooner go to jail, as scary as that would be to my friends and family. Guess who's in the dating market again! Bad girl.

Palin's Teabaggers

Trump White House Employment

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

'. . . But where's the beef?'

Kim 'Young' Un.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

Mandate: 'Further discussion?'

Ukraine Peace Talks

Another rough patch in the presidential election road.

Condoleezza Rice

United States of Me

The Future of War

HomeSec We Hardly Knew Ye

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact

Carly Fiorina

'And, as I understand it - hitting below the belt will now be allowed...'

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

"China refuses to buy more US treasury bonds, but is offering foreign aid."

'Watching the GOP race is even starting to curl Sarah Palin's hair.'