Typing Tornado T-Shirts

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

A young Don King

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

Sales Secretary

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

G.P.S. For the Home

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'You must have a lot of untapped potential.'

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

Secretary

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'