Two-wheeled Love Mugs

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Biker and Cyclist.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"What an amazing view!"

Off to work.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"USA map"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"It cuts air resistance."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Man falling off bike at finish line.

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

The Tour de Pants.

'May I help you?'

Road Buddies

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

Folding Bike.

When it's time to go: 'Gentleman, we're talking 'one serious design fault' here.'

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.

Kickstarter

Why a bike is way cooler than a car: your air conditioner never breaks down.