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Not Proud To Be An American

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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Torturing the English Language

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Critisize your weight.

Government a la Carte

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Our Two Parties, Explained

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The Berlin Peace Movement

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Real Life/Surreal Life