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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

The Berlin Peace Movement

Critisize your weight.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.