Twist Endings Admirer Mugs

"Hey man—Can I borrow twenty bucks?"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

The Final Selfie

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The princess and the key

The Clown Hit

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

Retrospection.

If Shakespeare were alive today

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

You know I can't do the twist.

'Well - we are catfish.'

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video...and at a recent court appearance.

"Cute... But way too young."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs

"Turns out the sound of the squeaky toy was coming from inside the house."

"You remind me a lot of myself at your age."

Before and After.

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."

'When I got in line, this was a bank. And now it's a STARBUCKS?'

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist