Twist Endings Admirer Mugs

"Hey man—Can I borrow twenty bucks?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The Final Selfie

The princess and the key

The Clown Hit

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

If Shakespeare were alive today

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Retrospection.

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

'Well - we are catfish.'

You know I can't do the twist.

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

"Cute... But way too young."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs

"You remind me a lot of myself at your age."

"Turns out the sound of the squeaky toy was coming from inside the house."

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

'I'm a butcher by trade.'