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"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Sugar Fix.

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"I brought you up here today, son, because I wanted you to get a feel for the scope of this damned thing."

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

"Don't include any tobacco stocks in your portfolio- they'll only stunt its growth."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"One day son, all this will be yours."