Tweetdeck Aficionado Prints

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

How logos change over time.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

The Thinker?

Modern Life Blues

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"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Selfie World

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

OMG UR HOT

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The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'