Tv Truther Mugs

'Instead of getting our car fixed, I used the check from the insurance company on something more important...a big-screen TV.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Freedom of the press

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

The Press

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Candor is the Best Policy

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

'Yes, Sir, I'm still testing the new truth serum. I slept with your wife.'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

'Would you like my professional advice, or my honest opinion?.'

A great coach provides honest and constructive feedback, even when it's not what the other person wants to hear."

Rashomon of West 84th Street

"I swear to tell my own truth..."

"Baldo, did you finish your homework?"

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."