Tv Tech Enthusiast Mugs

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

'I'd like to see one close-captioned in such a way that a football widow could send messages to her husband.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Crap from the future.

"I'm bored."