Tv Surfing Enthusiast Prints

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Surfing koala.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.