Tv Sports Hustler Pillows

"With baseball, college football and pro football overlapping, the excitement is too much form him to handle."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Runner going through hurdles.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

"Did I miss anything?"

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall...who is the jammiest of them all?'

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

TV Darts.

'Hard Day?'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

Man watching football accuses cleaner of foul play.

"I hope Jesus returns as a football player, so you will spend time with Him on Sundays!"

"Dad, snap out of it. The postseason ended last week. The Red Sox lost."

'I'll be there in a minute! They're on the last hole!'

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

Golfers with bumper sticker 'How do you like my DRIVING?'

'I also do taxes.'

"I'm taking a break from my mental health to focus on social media."

'Damn whizz kids!'