Tv Spin-off Fans Pillows

'Ask your partner if he'd be interested in a spin-off show in the time slot after yours.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

Nativity - The sitcom

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Mind control

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.

"I took your advice."

Rowan Atkinson.

'Soup of the day, with extra flies, please.'

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."