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"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Under new blame.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Coronavirus Windmills

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"I say we downsize the company to the five of us and see if we can isolate the problem then."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'It's true. There was a coup.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Take this mission statement and rewrite it so that it sounds like we care about our customers."

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'