Tv Showrunner Pillows

Dept of Dumbing Down

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

University Soapflakes

Cut!

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'There's nothing on.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Star Wars vs Star Trek

TV-Man

Astral Projection

Time Machine Collision

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Applause

TV jester.