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"It's programmed not to be formulaic."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

So Far So Good

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"Now all we need is a good script."

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

Who Wore It Best?

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Leisure Editor

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'