Tv Show Addict Mugs

'I wouldn't mind so much if I knew what was happening on the soaps.'

'We do hope you're not averse to being interviewed by the tabloids or the T.V people?'

'Quick Stephen Fry's not on.'

Fluffy, Moist, Light Entertainment.

"'Game of Thrones' is finished George, get over it."

iClaudius

Goose escapes the tv.

"Good news, the breakout's on tonight!"

"What happened to your podcast?"

Myleene Klass

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'Would you like a complimentary tour of purgatory?' - 'Yeah, okay.' - 'I have to say... it's more comfy than I'd imagined.' - 'Take a seat. Celebrity Big Brother is on.' - 'Oh, hold on. Can I change the channel, please?!' - 'I'll be back in a bit...'

Cult TV

'I know my bill's over due, but could you wait until all of last season's cliff hangers are resolved before shutting off my power?'

"She's addicted to televangelists."

"Good news! I'm renewing our relationship for a second season."

Showbiz Awards

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Big screen TV falling through floor

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Stephen Fry