Tv Series Junkie Mugs

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

"This is a man trap and some poor creature is caught in it now."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Dancing with the Star Wars

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Spoiler alert."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

I see he's still "working" from home.

True Story Movie

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

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