Tv Series Junkie Mugs

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

Peter Dinklage

University Soapflakes

"Good news! You have something that I've seen on 'House'."

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

"This is a man trap and some poor creature is caught in it now."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Movies vs. Films

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Spoiler alert."

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Mog The Week

Starvation Watching

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

I see he's still "working" from home.

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"