Tv Screen Size Aficionado Prints

Consumer Alert

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

Widescreen TV.

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

Traditional Family Meals

Do you know what the interest on you adjustable-rate mortgage is?

Gimme a latte, geek. In a sec. I'm watching the end of a tv show on my new cellphone. Look out, Jack! Didn't you just buy a 50-inch plasma?! Is that a man or a tree?

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

'Is there a Nobel Prize for viewing?'

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"Every few years, Gordon and the TV get a couple of inches wider."

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

'Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before...'

TV listings for the 'small screen'.

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

HD television.

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

Doctor Whoo