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'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

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CIA report

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Why do you hate the media?

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Bad Influence of TV

"You wanted to miss the Matisse show."

"Paparazzi!"

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

"This isn't a reality show. . . it's the news."

Down with canned laughter.

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

'The story you are about to see is as true as most of the stuff you get on televison these days....'

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'