Tv Personality Prints

Private Eye Editor Ian Hislop

Dr. Phil cranks it up a notch.

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

Janet Street-Porter.

Simon Cowell

Gok Wan

'Well, to be honest, I am a little surprised. You look so much taller on TV.'

'The Supreme Court today upheld a lower court ruling, only to have it overturned by Oprah!'

David Letterman

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

Jimmy Carr

'No, it's not 'Tarzan' Heseltine making a comeback, it's Nadine Dorries - get her out of here!'

"...Now back to Greg with the news, and Donna, who will be checking it for accuracy."

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

'Now tell me TV isn't a significant trigger in bad behaviour.'

Slob Ross: The joy of finger painting.

Tommy Cooper

Real Welders vs. TV series Welders

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

'He wants to be a T.V chef like that Gordon Ramsay-he knows all the words,bless him!'

David Mitchell

The Conspiracy Theorist

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

Kelly Osbourne

'I'll just dumb this down for ten minutes...'

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

'I knew it was a mistake for Parkie to come.'

These people are most likely to be celebrating the following...

'Apparently it's a new concept in TV broadcasting!'

Bobby Flay

"The preacher's getting a 'big head'. He's calling the congregation his 'extras'."

Larry King

Rob Brydon