Tv Game Shows Mugs

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

E=Emcee Squared

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Can't Touch This

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Bob Monkhouse

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

Robert the Brucie.

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

Vannamania

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'