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'I saw him on one of those home improvement shows. Doesn't he finish the room off nicely?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Joan Hickson

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

TV jester.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

100 best beheadings

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"He's an indoor cat."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'