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'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Court's in recess!'

Piers Morgan.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

Simon Cowell

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

How's My Jiving?

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

"Hello and welcome to BBC Breakfast...Before the news headlines, here's the obligatory plug for Strictly Come Dancing."

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

"Yes, but I'm not just any judge, I'm a TV judge."

Dancing with the Star Wars

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"

'Frankly, milking machines don't suck as much as you, my dear.' Simon Cow

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada, "Jana Gana Mana" from India, "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji, "Patria Amada" from Mozambique and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good but you do create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

'You've got 2 left feet'

Dance marathon.

Most Annoying Bark

Dancing with the Stars

'We're looking for a star, and I truly believe that star could be you...'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'No one ever does the robot.'

Dog wins 'Worst of Breed' prize.