Tv Crimesolver Gifts

Relaxation with Dick Wolf

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A boy acting suspiciously

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Now that's a win."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

He loves the water.

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Where my balls go?'

Dog detectives

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

M16 Code-breakers office

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"He did it!"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'