Tv Companion Prints

A man and his cat watch tv

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Hush puppy.

A man and his dog

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Lazy Octopus

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"I'm working from home today."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Dogs

'You're not supposed to catch them!'