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Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Difference of Opinion

American Idle.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

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Can't Touch This

'What does it say, Dad?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Amateurs."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Non Thought For The Day.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Can't Touch This

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Christmas TV...

A skip full of fools.

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"