Tv Buff On Jury Duty Mugs

"Wait a minute! This is a copy of 'TV Guide.' "

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

'Yes, I can defend you, but we may have a tough time selecting a jury of your peers.'

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

"I get all my life-critical data from TV."

"They're eating out of my hand but that doesn't guarantee an acquittal."

'I guess there's a lack of big trials. Court TV is carrying a tennis match.'

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

"Yes, but I'm not just any judge, I'm a TV judge."

'Let's start with this: who cried when the prosecutor summed up and who cried when the defense attorney summed up?'

'Let me inform the witness that 'horse-feathers' is not a proper response!'

'No specials will be seen tonight, so that we may bring you our regularly-scheduled programs....'

'My plea? -- the usual, I guess.'

"Can I have a change of venue to another media judge on another network?"

'Now, don't yell, but I forgot where I sequestered the jury!'

"In my book, I'm innocent. Here, I'm pleading no contest."

1872 Presidential Election - Chief Justice Chase Admonishes Judge David Davis upon his Presidential Ambition

'What about her hair? Doesn't anyone care about her hair?'

The trial final

Boy sees picture of missing remote on milk cartoon.

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