Turning Sixteen T-Shirts

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Allowance?! Yeah, if you take out the trash, I'll allow you to keep living here."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Social Networking.

Teenage Angst.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

Eighteenth Birthday.

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Happy Birthday!

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"Dad, this is totally the most important conversation ever!"

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

Happy Brithday Sweet Sixteen.

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

"I'll let you kids in, but you're gonna have to pay taxes and deal with your own mortality."

"This is a sad 'coming of age' movie? Like when you freaked out over your first gray hair?"

"No young Mistress has not taken drama lessons. It's a side effect of her turning 13, but yes, I agree, her dramatic skills are quite impressive..."

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

'You're too young to see this programme, but if you want, I'll tape it so you can watch it when you're eighteen.'

"IRL sucks."

"All day long, someone is telling me what to do. I'll sure be glad when I'm old enough to do what I want!"

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"