Turnaround Strategist Prints

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'We need someone who can turn this company around in a hurry.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"But am I happy? Very."

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

Software for the small businessman

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'