Turn Of The Millennium Mugs

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Fur Baby

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"Just a few hundred to tide me over 'til this Y2K thing is over."

'I'm used to having my decisions overturned since I've been married 20 years.'

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'Someday all this will be yours.'

Man bun tending

'I started this vineyard 20 years ago, with absolutely nothing, and today I can proudly say I don't have less.'

'To this century's most obnoxious party guest...'

"Ah, that was another era. That was a month ago."

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

Happy 100th Birthday

'I'm on century duty.'

"Will it crash in the new millenium?"

'Thus the big party.'

Captain Tom Moore

'Now that you're 10, we can tell you the truth: beauty isn't actually in the eye of the beholder, there are international standards... and you haven't met them.'

Y2k sign with bombs for the zeros and a man with a flute of champagne leaning on one

Until that moment, Thomas Edison though he'd lost the first recording he ever made.

"Dear, after twenty years of marriage, I think it's time we talk about this possessiveness of yours."

'Yeah...I'm 100!'

'I thought you received a letter from the Queen. But I didn't know you got a present as well!'

"Hudson, about our reservations to the Rainbow Room for the millennium - I raffled them off."

"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."

100th Birthday

'Millennium writing competition' "I meant to enter that but my computer went down"

"New Milennium... new time to kill"