Turkish Delight Prints

"Is that decaf?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

Christmas escape plan

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'

"Not a good sign. It's a box of pop-up thermometers."