Turf Defender Mugs

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"I will avenge you, Father."

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Deforestation

Golf Hil Divot

COP26

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Art Theft

A misery of mole hills

Save the Cacti.

"This is the worst parade ever."

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

How does she get her grass so green?

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

Football fan

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

Tree fighting back

Computer Crimes

Cyber Attacks Against USA

Global Warming - Will the mighty ice bear become a plant eater?

Weed -B- Going. Weed -B- Going. Weed -B- Gone.

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

When Worlds Collide

Mega Drought

Cats and Dogs are bad for the climate!!!