Tuning Expert Pillows

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

A souped up car...

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Sportsman and music

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"Oh...that's not good."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

The herd of hearing.

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Trumpet

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

Pimp my cow.

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Predatory Pianos.

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

B flat

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "